And all things Nighty Night.
This March, Cath is having a night off from persecuting Jill, and we are going to crown the first ever Miss Jill Tyrell at the world-renowned Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Judged by a panel of Lindas who need their puffers, and Sues who have had… 2.
Contestants will compete in a series of rounds including: Tyrell that walk, Like a Cat’s Anus, Question Jill, and more.
SO, are you an attractive, mid-20’s widow, with a lust for life and a flexible spine? Can you knock up a mean smashed prawns in a milky basket? Do you live every waking hour craving to be held by Don? Has divorce brought your eyebrows down, and largened up your forehead? Are you MISS JILL TYRELL 2020?
YES? Then we want YOU! Otherwise it just gets nasty…
Email Jason.firstname.lastname@example.org to enter.
Episode shown beforehand.
Hosted by Nighty Night super-fan and drag darling, Herr.
Winner gets £250 cash + Jill prezzies
Not being funny but Terry would have expected you all to chip in.
Online: £8. Door: £12
Doors 7pm. Show/Contest 8pm
Supported by Clone Zone