If so, twerk your way down to the Royal Vauxhall Tavern as the hard and unyielding Push the Button Pop Quiz finally manages to achieve as many comebacks as Steps.
Brace yourself for questions about the Sugababes so difficult and tenuous they’d make even Victoria Coren Mitchell wince, plus PRIZES! CABARET! SWEETIES, CRAYONS & POP!
The fiendish multi-media extravaganza will feature the usual medley of code-words, anagrams, pictures and feeble puns all related to everything pop-tastic from the nineteen-nineties to the present day.
Pre-book a table and your team will be rewarded with the now famous Push the Button goody-bag containing more than enough confections and delights to keep you on a sugar high all night. Or just buy some individual tickets and see if we offer you something on down-low because we like your face.
The general mayhem will also be mixed up with random spot prizes, cabaret performances from the fabulous Lasana Shabazz, and the liberal application of the RVT’s finest array of beers, wines and spirits (drinks are not included in the ticket price. We’re not a fucking charity.)
All told the attendees are guaranteed a night they’ll remember for quite some time – or at least far longer than that time the BBC tried to make electro-swing a thing.
Team sizes: 2 – 8 players (but bear in mind you’ll have to share anything you win).
Entry: £6 (tables available to reserve for teams of 5+)
RVT open from 7pm, quiz starts 8pm (or thereabouts).