Bring Me the King

Last on: Tuesday 23rd May 2023

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For safety and comfort, as a condition of entry, all bags and coats must be placed in the cloakroom at all times.

Bring Me the King’s Head

One Crowned. One Exiled. One Beheaded. There’s no use crying over spilt blood.

Honoured guests and insatiable baying mob: we gather on this night (23rd May), at the historic Royal Vauxhall Tavern, to elect the unelectable, tear down the tyrannical, and glimpse the shadows behind the tattered veil of democracy.

Revel with jesters, kings, barbarians and courtiers of corruption, then drink, dance and be merry (if you can!). Which king will win your allegiance? For whom will you cast your votes to Crown, Exile or Behead? Will any of it matter?

Join us as we twist into existence a fresh tapestry of Medieval chaos drag and impossible power. Hosted by courtly drag jester LEN BLANCO , putting the HEEY in Hey Nonny Nonny since 1309, and featuring Barbarian Oedipussi Rex, and Regal Richard Energy, with more to be announced!

Creator – King Len Blanco.

Creative Producer – Molly Beth Morossa.

Solidarity Tickets – We want this show to be accessible to people in all financial situations. If you can afford to, please consider buying a Solidarity Ticket – this helps us subsidise tickets for those with financial barriers to attending. After all, art should be for everyone!

PWYC Tickets – Times are particularly tough, if you would like to come to the show but are struggling financially, please get in touch through OutSavvy or email producer and we can make arrangements, judgement free.

The RVT has gender neutral toilets, and the venue is wheelchair accessible and has step free access – however the toilets are not wheelchair accessible. The show will contain flashing lights, strobe and loud music. Ear plugs will be available to anyone who requires them. Seating is limited and first come first served (except for reserved tickets). If you require seating reserved due to an access need, please contact us through OutSavvy or email