It’s time to harvest. We’re separating the wheat from the chaff. We will not tolerate milling around. You will reap what we sow!
It’s Shavuot you mincers and milkers. While Mo(o)ses was up on Mo(o)unt Sinai taking his two tablets, the queers below were getting into hoof fetish with a golden calf. It’s enough to make you (sh)udder.
A Baccanale for threshing and seshing, idols and idolatry, all things cow. We will be… milking it… all evening.
BYO-cheesecake. We dair-y you.*
*NB: We support the lactose-intolerant commoonity. Queues for the RVT loos are often long.
Show at 8.30pm
OPEN MIC SLOT (For beginners. Get in touch!)
£20 well-waged / £13 waged / £6 unwaged
No one turned away for lack of funds. Get in touch if you can pay nothing/less.
Please opt for a ‘well-waged’ ticket if you can to help subsidise and maintain fair access to arts programming.
Please send your queries, questions and broigeses to firstname.lastname@example.org