Good morning class.

Miss Take (yes, that’s Miss) is honoured to be making the Royal Vauxhall Tavern her classroom on the 6th September 2023. Class starts at 8pm sharp and anybody showing up late can expect a big red mark.

Ofsted’s ‘Sexiest Teacher Alive’ presents an evening of comedy, music and life lessons, and she hopes you leave with her most important lesson planted firmly in your head: ‘love who you are, but love me more’.

This is no normal school day however, it’s fundraiser week. Miss Take has been lucky enough to be offered the opportunity of studying a master’s in Social Anthropology at Oxford University researching the phenomenon of drag artistry. It is a dream come true, but the course is expensive and she needs to raise the money by the end of September – hence the show, and hence her recent unsuccessful appearance on ‘Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?’ where she answered every question with ‘me’.

For those who wish to donate further than the ticket price of £10 to Miss Take’s cause, she has set up a gofundme link at: https://gofund.me/3890cada.. She thanks everyone who contributes to her efforts from the bottom of her heart and looks forward to making every one of her students feel like A*.

Doors open at 7pm with Miss Take starting her lesson at 8pm sharp, the show will include breaks and The RVT will be open till late after the show.

Advance tickets are £10 plus booking fee.

This is a mixed seated/standing event with limited seats allocated first come first serve on the night. If you have accessibility requirements, please contact dave@vauxhalltavern.com. No refunds