This February and March, David Hoyle slides an acrylic nail across the curtains of Broken Britain.

Join our Camp Commander for a hilarious process of much needed retraining to Smile Smile Smile at this difficult time – told in rage, sound, vision, paint and song.

Your Cabaret Needs You! Post-drag, post-gender, impossible to beat, performance avalanche and avant-garde legend David Hoyle brings four brand-new shows to the Royal Vauxhall Tavern for a real knees-up, joined by a star-guest each week, the ravishing Ebony Rose Dark (dear Pam is on leave but you are in safe hands), and Sarah Bodalbhai on piano. No script, no limits, no borders. Join Us.

“The greatest living performer”  Justin Vivian Bond.

“He is raw, sometimes a bit frightening, but also thrilling in his look-no-hands recklessness.”  The Guardian.

“There is nothing quite like it: bold and unique, electrifying and disarmingly humane”  Time Out

Feb 28        Shon Faye

March 7      Ursula Martinez

March 14    Marisa Carnesky

March 21    Tracy La Bouche

Concierge Services   Pippa Dee

Corporate Oversight  Nick Blackburn