Haus of Royalz

Last on: Wednesday 1st May 2019
Doors: 7pm

Tickets: £8 adv, £6 conc, £10 OTD

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For safety and comfort, as a condition of entry, all bags and coats must be placed in the cloakroom at all times.

Haus of Royalz

Presents # S P R E A D

Hey boo-boos! Are you hungry??

HAUS OF ROYALZ are back-back-BACK at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern to light up your beautiful queer life on 1st May 2019!

Mayday! Mayday! It’s #toomuch!

Well, compose yourselves and get ready for our Cabaret Extravaganzaaaaaaaaaaah – #SPREAD.

Golly gosh, do we have a #SPREAD for you!! It’s a smorgasbord of red-hot comedy, luscious lipsynch, beautiful burqalesque, delicious dance, mouth-watering political messages, confetti canons and more bananas than you ever imagined could fit in your mouth!!!

So get ready for our STAR STUDDED feast of competition-winners, award-nominees, list-toppers, bottom-toppers, renegades, revolutionaries and firestarting kings, queens, and everything transcending the betweens:

Bae Sharam
Rhys Hollis (Rhys’ Pieces)
Veronica Montenegro
Frankly Desire
Dolly Trolley
Eva Wonder
Agt. Chlamydia Jones

Save the date, grab your besties, and wear your nice knickers – this is going to be a humdinger!




7pm – Doors open
8pm sharp – Showtime!

£8 Advance tickets available online till they sell out
£6 low income / access tickets online
£10 on the door on the night



We have added a low income £6 ticket for any person that needs it, and especially for our queer Pams of colour, and any Pams that need a few £s off. You no longer have to ask us for a discount code, it’s already there. We trust you to use it if you need to.

We as a Haus believe that queer cabaret should be accessible to ALL, and we want you there to celebrate with us regardless of your financial situation.

If you need a free ticket, we will provide you with one. NO questions asked. NO need to prove anything to us. Just get in touch with us at Haus of Royalz (or if you know any of us personally, you can reach out to us individually) or and we’ll put you on the guest list. o