Haus of Royalz

Thursday 8th August 2019
8:00pm - 11:55pm
Doors: 7pm

Tickets: £8 Advance £6 low access tickets online £10 OTD

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For safety and comfort, as a condition of entry, all bags and coats must be placed in the cloakroom at all times.

Haus of Royalz


“The most fertile lands were built by the fires of volcanoes.” Andrea Gibson

We don’t know about y’all – but we think Andrea was onto something here…

This Summer, Haus Of Royalz is BACK at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern – and this time, with all the strength, force and fury of Mother Nature!

For the past 50 years, since Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera begun the queer revolution, we have been able to fight and march forward towards equality – and even though we have achieved and endured so much – there is still a long way to go…

We’re sure you’ve noticed the state of affairs in the world: from bigoted tools running our governments, politicians trying to tell us how to govern our bodies, AND LET’S NOT EVEN GET INTO THE LOSS OF ALL OUR QUEER AND TRANS SIBLINGS AROUND THE WORLD!

Again, we don’t know about you – but this does not spark joy in our lives…NOT. ONE. BIT!

So, we at the Haus Of Royalz have come up with a solution that works for everyone:

This summer, we will be bringing you hot, crumbly, destructive, vesuvian queer drag and cabaret – all with the sole purpose of tearing down the persecution and discrimination of queer people worldwide, and with the power of the Earth with us, there is no stopping the Queer Revolution!

With sharp, sultry and blazing performances by your Royalz:

Rhys Hollis (Rhys’ Pieces)
Eva Wonder
Bae Sharam
Dolly Trolley
Frankly Desire
Veronica Montenegro
Agt. Chlamydia Jones

Join us, as we ride our unstoppable wave of lava, love and defiance, so that we may burn down anything that doesn’t spark joy in the world, flame up the queer fires within us all, and make this society a more fertile place for future generations to grow and rejoice!

Wear something hot, put on some SPF 50+, and bring some tributes to throw into the Volcano – it’s gonna be SCORCHING!


We have added a low income £6 ticket for any person that needs it, and especially for our queer Pams of colour, and any Pams that need a few £s off. You no longer have to ask us for a discount code, it’s already there. We trust you to use it if you need to.
We as a Haus believe that queer cabaret should be accessible to ALL, and we want you there to celebrate with us regardless of your financial situation. If you need a free ticket, we will provide you with one. NO questions asked. NO need to prove anything to us. Just get in touch with us at Haus of Royalz (or if you know any of us personally, you can reach out to us individually) or thehausofroyalz@gmail.comand we’ll put you on the guestlist.


We, the House of Royalz, believe in compassion and radical softness.
We believe in You! Your identity is valid and empowering.
We will always endeavour to offer nights which welcome all people and leave you feeling refreshed and radical.
From here on out, we want to make it clear that we operate under a Good Night policy. If there is anything on stage or in the audience which makes you uncomfortable, find a Royal and we will endeavour to work with you, the Haus Siblings, and the venue to respond and fix the issue.
Alternatively, you can email us directly at
Royalz XOXO