EVERYBODY PLEASE, this is a night dedicated to the queer icon that is Jill Tyrell – and all things Nighty Night.
We’ll never have children so instead we are going to crown Miss Jill Tyrell 2021 at the world-renowned LGBTQ+ venue, the Royal Vauxhall Tavern.
Judged by a panel of Lindas and Sues who, given the opportunity will take it up the rear till they’re blue in the face.
Contestants will compete in a series of rounds and one lucky Jill will walk away with the crown, title, and cash prize of £200.
So, are you an attractive, mid-20’s widow, with a lust for life and a flexible spine?
Can you knock up a mean smashed prawns in a milky basket?
Do you live every waking hour craving to be held by Don?
Has divorce brought your eyebrows down, and largened up your forehead?
Are you MISS JILL TYRELL 2021?
YES? Then we want YOU! Otherwise it just gets nasty…
Email Jason.firstname.lastname@example.org to enter.
Nighty Night episodes screened before the contest.
Hosted by Nighty Night super-fan and drag darling, Herr with Stephanie Von Clitz.
Not being funny but Terry would have expected you all to chip in: Tickets: £9/£12.
Doors 7pm. Show/Contest 8.30pm.
Supported by Binge Designs.