Miss Take is back at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern with a syllabus ready to set you up for the new year ahead. Determined to stick to her resolution of not changing a thing, Miss Take has once again prepared a school day like no other. Class starts at 8pm sharp and anybody arriving late can expect a big red mark.

Ofsted’s ‘Sexiest Teacher Alive’ presents an evening of comedy, music, and life lessons. If you learn nothing else, be sure to remember her most important teaching ‘love who you are, but love me more’.

Reviews for Miss Take:

‘If only there was an award above outstanding! She would win it every time’ – Ofsted Committee.

‘How can someone be so pretty and so clever?’ – Woman in red dress with big blonde hair who wished to remain anonymous.

‘I didn’t actually rest on the seventh day, I made her’ – God

Doors open at 7pm with Miss Take starting her lesson at 8pm sharp, the show will include breaks and The RVT will be open till late after the show.

Advance tickets are £12 plus booking fee. This will be a mixed seated/standing event, seats are first come, first serve, if you have accessibility requirements please email dave@vauxhalltavern.com